AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
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How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
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Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize