Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
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Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
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Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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