the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
