Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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