I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
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He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
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it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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