he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
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it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
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There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
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