How'd it feel making her break her religion?
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
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