windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
where are my eyebrows?
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