Whod you bang
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
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and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
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We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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