Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
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I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
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He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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