Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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