On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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