their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
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No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
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porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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