Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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