just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
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