i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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