ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Never underestimate the power of titties
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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