Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Dicks are not precious.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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