Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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