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i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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