I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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