quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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