Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
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...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
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You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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