Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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