Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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