She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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