please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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