Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
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