i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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