Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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