guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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