apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
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Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
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Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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