Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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