So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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