i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
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I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
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Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
All the doctor said was why
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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