And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Randomize
