I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
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I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
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after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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