Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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