butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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