Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Randomize
