She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
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sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
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I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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