He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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