I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
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tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
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We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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