you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
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well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
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I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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