omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Randomize
