Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
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It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
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Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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