My liver just broke up with me...
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
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This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
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He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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