also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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