I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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