i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
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The strip club called, they have your shoe.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
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What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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