So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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