clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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