its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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