Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
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We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
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Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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